In one of the lesser-known Black Books of Prophecy of Abdul Alhazred, it is foretold that the day will dawn where the number of bloggers* will exceed the number of non-bloggers, and that when that hour comes round, the Earth will groan, tombs will yawn wide, and the Dead shall pour forth from their uneasy rest, crying, “Hey! Will all you people shut the hell up?”
Doing my part to hasten that day, welcome to my blog.
*(n.b. Alhazred, as quoted by HP Lovecraft, used a somewhat-ruder and less-specific term, but I'm pretty sure he meant "bloggers".)