Matt Curran notes on his blog that there is yet another reality show in the works about writing--this one an arrangement where minor celebrities will all attempt to write mystery novels.
Aside from the fact that there is probably nothing duller than watching someone write, I can't imagine why anyone would want to watch minor celebs do crime fiction. Casting-couch memoirs, maybe.
But I have a better idea. Let's get less obscure celebrities and force them to produce a work in the style of established writers with the same surname. We'll call it Separated at Birth. Imagine:
Harrison Ford writes a book in the style of Richard Ford (or maybe even Jamie Ford).
Mariah Carey writes a book in the style of Peter Carey.
Cameron Diaz writes a book in the style of Junot Diaz.
Jack Black writes a book in the style of Benjamin Black.
Stephen Fry writes a book in the style of...er, Stephen Fry. Hmm. Guess it's been done.